Off With Their Heads
And another one with a band playing at this year's Fest. This time it's up to Off With Their Heads to answer our moronic question and apparently they don't like Frank Turner... one guess who's up next in our series?
PRT: Would you still drink Pabst Blue Ribbon if it was called Pabst Pink Ribbon?
Ryan: I don’t drink Pabst Blue Ribbon in the first place because I’m not a hipster dickhead pretending to be broke. I’m not going to dignify the 2nd part of that question.
PRT: What’s your favorite Fest venue to play in and why?
Ryan: The Theater. Its huge and you can sneak in the back.
PRT: Fest-bands play house shows, parking lot shows and hotel room shows. What's the most outrageous place you ‘ve ever played a show? And on that same note… where would you never want to play a show?
Ryan: We don’t do extra “wacky” shows. Doesn’t interest me.
PRT: Name one thing Fest is missing. "Groupies" is not a valid answer.
Ryan: Someone to go around a pepper spray all the shitty crust punk kids on the street. I volunteer.
PRT: What’s the one thing you need at Fest?
Ryan: Water and cocaine
PRT: What's the best thing about the Fest?
Ryan: Seeing my friends from all over the world
PRT: What sucks about the Fest?
Ryan: Drunk people and waiting in lines.
PRT: On a scale from 1 to 10... With 1 being Lindsay Lohan and 10 being Charlie Sheen... How hard will you party and how do you plan on doing that?
Ryan: It depends on who I’m around. I don’t like to party with most people. If I get around old friends though, its on.
PRT: Why should people come see your band out of the zillion other bands at the Fest?
Ryan: Because we are the 2nd best band in the world, next to The Dwarves.
PRT: Name one artist that should really/never play The Fest. Why?
Ryan: Frank Turner. He is a fucking butthole.
PRT: For those out there wanting to meet Tony… can you describe him in one sentence?
Ryan: A walking PT Cruiser. (google it)