Album Reviews

Hell Is What You Make It
Breathe Carolina - Hell Is What You Make It
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Saturday, March 3, 2012 - 00:00
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Laura

Damn, this is a fucking terrible album… Breathe Carolina is a duo from Denver, CO and hell is indeed what they made it. They somehow figured it was a good idea to mix metalcore with cheesy eurobeats and lots of synths. Let me assure you… it is not a good idea. In fact, it is a horrible idea that is right up there with Meatwater (it’s a real thing… check http://www.dinnerinabottle.com).

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.