Album Reviews
Mock Heroics
2.0
Heartcakeparty… seriously? Every time I think I’ve heard the worst band name ever, someone else comes along and seemingly trumps it. And as if that isn’t bad enough yet, they call their style ‘heartcore’… yikes! Apparently that’s a synonym for ‘extremely generic metalcore’. But hey, at least they are really good at connecting with their fans according to their biosheet.
Tom Dumarey
Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.
