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Seizures In Barren Praise
Trap Them – Seizures In Barren Praise
7.0
 on
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 00:00
submitted by
Thomas

In case you haven’t heard Trap Them before… Deathwish. Jakob Bannon artwork. You getting the picture? “Seizures In Barren Praise” is like fucking a crackwhore without protection in a pitch black room… it’s dirty and seedy and equally dangerous. Sludgy hardcore riffs are mixed in with blastbeats and various other grindcore accents while vocalist Ryan McKenney sounds like he didn’t have need for his vocal chords anymore once he was done recording this album. With the former Unearth and The Red Chord skinbeater behind the kit, there is no way to stop Trap Them. You’ll simply have to outrun them or get squashed. Don’t believe me? Crank open your stereo and play opener “Day Nineteen : Fucking Viva” and watch birds fall from the sky.

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.