Album Reviews

In The Unlikely Event
The Fall Of Troy – In The Unlikely Event
3.0
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Friday, January 1, 2010 - 00:00
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Thomas

Damn, on album number four these guys are even less my thing than ever before. On “In The Unlikely Event” we find this trio heaping parts and genres onto each other, hoping it will somehow hold. More often than not however, they fail and the whole mess comes crashing down leaving me with nothing but a migraine.

Despite the occasional great riff or nice melody, most of the time they come across as the kind of guys that will give each other a handjob whenever they’ve succeeded in cramming even more notes or rhythm changes into one single song. They have a whole slew of ideas but being the ADD kids they are, they have no clue how to make songs out of them. Which is a shame. No idea really who would like this but I know it definitely is not me. Guess you’d have to be into Coheed & Cambria or Protest The Hero to be able to get something out of this.

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.