Album Reviews
We Are The Mess
2.0
A band called Eskimo Callboy that mixes brutal metalcore with poppy choruses, hip hop and dubstep? Seriously? The new album by this German outfit is called “We Are The Mess” and suffice to say that yes, it is indeed a mess. Okay, maybe the world - or at least this humble reviewer - is not yet ready for this, ahem, innovative creation. Or like Danny Glover said in Lethal Weapon, ‘I’m getting too old for this shit’.
Tom Dumarey
Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.
